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Personal information
I am:
Bruce, male, heterosexual
From:
St. Petersburg, Earth
Seeking:
Female, heterosexual
Languages:
English, Russian
Education:
BA/BS (4 years college)
Occupation:
freelance
Income:
Low
Relationship:
Taken
Kids:
No, and do not want any
Religion:
Other
Smoking:
Regularly
Drinking:
Occasionally
Star sign:
Cancer
What I look like
Ethnicity:
White
Body type:
Average
Hair length:
Short
Hair color:
Brown
Eye color:
Blue
Height:
5 ft 6 in (168 cm)
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About me

Hi there!

I'm a pervert of all stripes in Bataille-ish sense, with small dick and weak loads who's looking for Limit-experiences, foreign bodies and erupting forces. I'm also a cinephile, love playing indie games, reading modern philosophy, writing essays about games and their relations with culture and history, using hamster to return to monke. Be doing only SoPs for now due to lack of money. BUT THE FIGURES BRO, figures I've got a lot. Unfortunately, I am no longer a rich person I used to be. Don't have money nor for buying new ones nor for equipment to filming with these beauties.

Just as I started to think about doing and then actually uploading sops, I felt more and more like a gross animal, that's an intersting experience and a practical act of agency of being honest with your own primordial sensations.

P.S sorry for bad quality, my phone isn't the best for recordings. Sheesh, seems I'm terrible at everything.

Peace.

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Sometimes a bit of a cuck, so I'd love to see your tributes to my 2d goddesses (especially if your cock is big and slaps deadly and even more so if it is black and/or you capable of covering 'em thirsty greedy thotties to choking, that would make them offer their minds and bodies at your disposal and beg eagerly for more cock juice).

Waifus that constantly in need of everyone's care:

Hamakaze <3333, love of my life, ultimate Waifu, I think about her like everyday since the days I was grinding for drop, leveling and then married her in a game in 2015. No more than a tiny thought about her arouses my dick, literraly turning it to a fixed rock. Like, I lose all my subjectivity and become one with a universe or Other. lol. If you wanna indulge me for some reason, that slutty virgin babe your top priority target. Extra credits to pervs who'd dirty talk my queen. Make sure to share a link with me :)

Some other girls I love so much, that'll do: Sento Isuzu (Amagi Brilliant Park), 2B (NieR:Automata), Evelynn (LoL), Giovanna (GGST), Widowmaker (Overwatch), Juliet Starling (Lollipop Chainsaw), Atago/Takao, Fusou/Yamashiro, Kashima, Yamato, Urakaze, Iowa, Unryuu, Ushio, (KanColle), Akeno Himejima, Rias Gremory (DxD), Yame Yukana (Hajimete no Gal), Saeko Busujima (Highschool of the Dead), I-no (GGST), Shidare Hotaru (Dagashi Kashi), Ikumi Mito, Erina Nakiri (Soma), Lalatina Dustiness Ford (Konosuba), Tae Takemi (Persona 5), Aphrodite (Ragnarok), Loba (Apex Legends), Lara Croft, Samus (Metroid), Ivy (SoulCalibur), Chun Li (SF), Mad Moxxi (Borderlands), Bayonetta, Mai Shiranui (KoF), Sorceress (Dragon's Crown) and many many more.

And, at last, some pics of my badly and recently made SoPs. I haven't done much yet, you see. I'll try my best to deliever a good looking SoPs. Too bad I cant even reach top of the screen to slap tits, given my size.

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